Johnny Depp is probably the last person you’d expect to come to your rescue at school.
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Reading While Eating for October 5: Hollywood Blondes, Dumb Blondes and a Skinny Redhead
Tuesday’s links take pictures, get soapy and swear they aren’t witches.
Aww: Portia De Rossi Takes Ellen’s Last Name
Her?
Reading While Eating for September 22: Pandas, Kittens and the Federal Reserve
Wednesday’s links go broke, go blind, and generally have bad ideas.
Paris Hilton: Not Big in Japan
Paris Hilton is never far from drama.
Jane Fonda, 72, Plans New Workout DVDs
Would you let a 72-year-old lead you in a fitness routine? You would if she was Jane Fonda.
The Top 5 Befuddled Hugh Grant Moments
Oh, um, NewsFeed is terribly, terribly sorry, but, you see, Hugh Grant turns 50 today, so um, if it’s alright with you, we would like to, um, to present our five favorite befuddled Hugh Grant moments, but again, only if it’s OK by you.
Ex-Bodyguard Sues Britney Spears for Sexual Harassment
Britney Spears’ former bodyguard has filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the singer, accusing her of making unwanted sexual advances.
Victoria Beckham Joins Twitter
Victoria Beckham, the fashion designer formally known as Posh Spice, has joined Twitter ahead of New York Fashion Week, amassing more than 120,000 followers in just six days.
Lindsay Lohan Returns to Twitter, Delivers a Driving Lecture
After her brief but brutal prison-rehab combo, LiLo returned to the land of social networking on Wednesday with a new subject: staying out of trouble while on the road.
Martin Short’s Wife Dies of Natural Causes
Short’s wife of 30 years, Nancy Dolman, passed away on Saturday after a 911 call from the couple’s California home. The Los Angeles County Coroner has confirmed to People that there will be no coroner involvement in the case.
Ochocinco’s Actual Reality Interfering with Ochocinco Reality Show
Don’t you hate it when you’re dating somebody and your company wants you to keep it quiet because they are publicly pimping you out to someone else? (NewsFeed certainly does every time it happens which us, which is all the time!)