Because sometimes, getting drunk is just so much work.
“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasyyyyy?” pondered one drunk man from the back of a cop car.
Hey, it happens to the best of us. We just hope he had a fun night prior to this unfortunate walk of shame.
The Federal Aviation Administration admitted this week that an air traffic controller was removed from his position after he failed an alcohol test. The controller has not been charged with a federal crime, and it’s likely they will be given the opportunity to work again.
The Guardian reports that a study of alcohol levels in 129,000 wines from vineyards across the globe over a 16-year period has “suggested that many vintners have been ‘systematically’ understating their wines’ strength on labels.”
“He dozed off a little bit and woke up and got real happy,” the boy’s mother said, proving that even toddlers know being intoxicated is the best way to enjoy Applebee’s.
Is your city known for being habitually hammered, or are you one of the few party-hardy folks in the area?
William Bankston is only 47 years old, but he’s already racked up more than double his age in visits to the Mobile County Metro Jail.
With a $50,000 prize at stake, you can prove to your parents that your college education really was worth it.
Public drunkenness, vandalism, killing innocent people–not exactly a typical night out for elephants. Until last week, when a pack of pickled pachyderm wreaked havoc on a group of villages.
