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Bizarre, Separate Wisconsin Car Accidents Kill Two in Same Family

In a tale with multiple drivers and victims, almost everyone involved was reportedly intoxicated.

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Car Chase on Runway Temporarily Shuts Down Philadelphia Airport

Travelers at Philadelphia International Airport faced flight delays Thursday morning, but it wasn’t because of bad weather or technical difficulties. It was because a drunk driver was barreling down the runway in a Jeep.

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Polo Club Founder Adopts His Own Girlfriend Amid Wrongful-Death Lawsuit

A judge wrote that the adoption “take[s] the Court into a legal twilight zone.”

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Disney Channel Star Mitchel Musso Arrested for DUI

And another one bites the dust.

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Christina Aguilera Arrested and Jailed for Public Intoxication

According to People, the 30-year-old pop singer was arrested and jailed early this morning after her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was pulled over for driving erratically.

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Scooting Under the Influence: Drunk Drivers Take to the Sidewalks

So you have a DUI in Florida and lost your license. There’s a scooter for that.

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The Lindsay Lohan How-To-Guide: Ensure No One Takes Your Apologies Seriously

Despite the pledges of innocence and the tears, Lindsay Lohan still managed to prove she’s a badass who doesn’t care what anyone, not even a judge, says. (Either that or that she’s an idiot).

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Donald Duck Crashes Into Van and Arrested for DUI. Seriously.

I always knew he was a maniacal mallard.