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Parents Believe Onion Article, Freak Out Accordingly

Some argue that the best kind of satire, like acting, is the kind that seems the most realistic. If that’s the case, then The Onion deserves an Academy Award.

Tiësto performs at the Coachella Music Festival

Anatomy of a Twitter Rumor: Tiësto Edition

If you were on Twitter this morning, you would have thought the Dutch DJ and musician had died in California today. Hint: He didn’t kick the bucket.