When would an ad featuring a duck be a problem? Maybe when it’s accompanying an article on Anatidaephobia–the fear that a …
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It’s flying snakes! No, really, it is flying snakes.
Even its name is ghastly. “Needlefish”? With a name like that, why didn’t we anticipate it going on a stabbing spree?
Today’s Friday the 13th. Scared yet? Well you should be. History has proven that irrational thought can be fun and has guided almost all of mankind’s quirky misadventures.