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Meet the People Who Design the Sexy Pizza Costume and Other Risqué Halloween Gear
Other unnecessarily sexy costumes include the sexy orca, squid, and corn
WATCH: A Corgi Dressed as French Fries and Other Adorable Dog Costumes
See if a grumpy, drooling Triceratops English bulldog won’t melt your heart
Woman Will Reportedly Hand Out Scolding Letters Instead of Candy to Trick-or-Treaters She Deems Obese
Is this the TRICK in trick-or-treat?
No More Hocus Pocus: What It’s Like to Be a Witch in New York City
You thought they didn’t exist, but Starr Ravenhawk says she’s one of 1,000 NYC witches.
“It’s Britney Witch!”: Britney Spears Inexplicably Stars in Halloween Parody
A spooky spoof
17 Ways to Be a Meme for Halloween
Not sure what to be for Halloween but know you want to dress like someone who spends too much time on the Internet? Boy, have we got some costumes for you. Here are 17 ideas inspired by the 5th annual Hallowmeme party in Brooklyn, NY.
Why Wear Your Own Skin When You Could Wear Nicolas Cage?
It’s sold out already, and fans are in a state of “Cage rage.”
This Halloween Light Display Set to The Fox Is Strangely Mesmerizing
Try not to be hypnotized.
Man Steals 255-Pound Pumpkin… Then Returns It
Boy gets his pumpkin back. Now his mother has to spend the next two weeks baking pumpkin pies.
Dentists Tired of Cleaning Gross Teeth Are Hosting Halloween Candy Buyback Programs
They donate the extra loot to troops overseas
Glow-in-the-Dark Cheetos Now Exist. Orange You Glad We Told You So?
It’s funny because it looks like they do anyway