Hey horror movie haters! Ever find yourself lost this time of year when all anyone talks about is their favorite scary movie? Wish you could force yourself to stomach the guts and gore just so you had a clue what everyone was …
Sooo true! (via The Daily What)
So you’ve offered to sacrifice your place for the Halloween bash this year–good for you! Now all you have to do is sit back and hope your place doesn’t get trashed, right? Wrong!
Get spooky this Friday with butt-kicking women, giant pumpkins and crazy costumes.
Remember what Halloween was like as a child, when you were fresh-faced and innocent and dressed to the nines in a homemade costume, instead of drunkenly staggering through city streets creeping on girls dressed as sexy bank …
Is it bad was that our first thought was “But they’d have to dig up Vincent Price!” We’re sorry, MJ.
The week is half over. Why not celebrate with some fresh-baked links?
Will this virtual ornithological-porcine violence be the final nail in the coffin of the American economy?
Octomom outfits are so 2009. This year, there’s plenty of pop-culture news worth mining for Halloween-costume glory. Head over to TIME.com for a look at the getups that are sure to win any costume contest.
And also like Christine O’Donnell, Elvira is you–with one sizable difference.
It’s Tuesday, the grumpiest day of the week. Cheer up by reading about crazy candidates and Kanye West.
This Halloween, shoppers are looking for a scary pumpkin — warts and all.