More developments surrounding Julian Assange and the classified documents he WikiLeak-ed erupted over the weekend. But don’t worry. Here, NewsFeed recaps everything you need to know before you head to the office.
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Quotes: Hillary Clinton Will Not Be Running for President Again
Jazz Squares for Diplomat Dumps! The Best Scenes from WikiLeaks! The Musical
Do you want to know more about the WikiLeaks dump, but don’t want to sift through long reports with large words? Are song and dance numbers really more your thing? Then McSweeney’s has got just the solution for you!
Exclusive: WikiLeaks Says Hillary Clinton Should Resign
In an exclusive interview with TIME, conducted via Skype from an undisclosed location, WikiLeaks head — and Person of the Year contender (place your votes) — Julian Assange said that America’s secretary of state should …
Hillary Clinton: Secretary of Stand-Up Comedy?
Maybe, just maybe, inside every Secretary of State lies the beating heart of a comedian just dying to emerge on the world stage. In which case: Hillary Clinton, take a bow. (Via Washington Post)
Quotes: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Afghan Reconciliation
“We support what the Afghans are doing. We obviously have sought and obtained transparency, and we have an understanding of their goals and objectives. And they have a very clear understanding of our redlines. So this will play
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Quotes: Rumors Swirl About Obama-Clinton Democratic Ticket in 2012
“It’s on the table. And some of Hillary Clinton’s advisers see it as a real possibility in 2012.”
— BOB WOODWARD, Author of “Obama’s Wars,” on the possibility of the current Secretary of State replacing Joe Biden as …
Democrats vs. Republicans, on the Video-Game Court
A good round of basketball is just what it takes to build bipartisanship.
Quotes: Clinton Calls Drug War ‘Insurgency’
“We face […] a drug-trafficking threat that is morphing into, or making common cause with, what we would consider an insurgency in Mexico and in Central America.”
— HILLARY CLINTON, U.S. Secretary of State, comparing the …
Will Hillary Be Barack’s Next Vice President?
Even Dan Quayle wasn’t given the boot.
Inside the iPod Playlists of 5 Powerful People
President Barack Obama stopped by The View last week for some afternoon chit-chat and in the process revealed a great personal insight: the contents of his iPod. How do BHO’s beats stack up to those of the people who stride …
FAA Closes Airspace Near Chelsea Clinton’s Wedding
Think a lot of fuss went into your wedding? Well, was the airspace above your reception deemed a no-fly zone?