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Play at Your Own Risk: Hell Pizza’s Scorching ‘Pizza Roulette’

Their disclaimer cautions that the pizza chain will not be responsible for “loss of mental faculties, emotional damage, eye bulge,” as well as alien abduction, muffin tops, mermaid tail, the weather and bank fees, among other things.

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QUOTE: Heat Wave Skips Cool Northwest

“If you like heat indexes around 100, you’ll be disappointed with our weather. If you don’t, you’re probably happy to be in Seattle.” — JAY NEHER, a meteorologist for the National Weather Service, on the 73-degree day in Seattle while much of the nation suffers in heat sweltering above 100 degrees (via Seattle Times)

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Do Your Patriotic Duty: Watch Hot Soldiers Lip Sync ‘Hold it Against Me’

Yes, sir. You don’t have to tell NewsFeed twice.

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Rolling Stone On A Roll: From McChrystal to Sexy, Sexy Vampires

Because everyone’s talking about the bloody stars of True Blood.

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Hot for Teacher? What’s Wrong With That?

Who doesn’t want a hottie at the head of the classroom? No one. But babe-alicious professors beware, The Chronicle of Higher Education is now saying.

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Is This Really Good-bye For The Old Spice Guy?

Say it ain’t so!

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It’s a Scorcher: Northeast Melts Under Massive Heat Wave

Live in the Northeast? Think twice before going outside today.