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Facebook Is Keeping Track Of Every Post You Write and Don’t Publish
The social network monitors what you say — and what you don’t say.
This Handsome Dude Is Searching For Love Via Twitter
But if he’s a manual retweeter, forget about it, ladies.
Sick of Your Boring, Regular Baby? Then Buy This Blanket and Turn Her Into a Burrito
It costs $48, but can you really put a price on spicing up your infant’s life?
Facebook Experimenting With a ‘Sympathize’ Button
You wouldn’t have to awkwardly ‘like’ sad statuses anymore
A Franz Kafka Video Game Is Coming But Who Cares Since Life Is Pointless and Nothing Matters
Fingers crossed it includes a cool giant bug, though.
Introducing Finger Break-Dancing, Because Real Break-Dancing Is Just Too Risky
Years of texting have prepared you. This is your moment.
Listen to the Crazy Musical Instrument That Until Now Only Existed in Leonardo da Vinci’s Dreams
Hey now, hey now. This is what Leo’s dreams were made of.
This Website Replaces Instagram Selfies With a Picture of Nic Cage’s Face in Real Time
Whoever created this sure is a National Treasure.
No, Saying ‘Just Kidding’ Doesn’t Make Your Racist Internet Slur OK
A new poll of young people shows there might be hope
Here’s What World-Changing Historic Moments Would Have Looked Like On Instagram
A new Tumblr reimagines the past through a modern lens
Now You Can Order a Pizza Just By Pressing a Button
Because opening your laptop is way too difficult.