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Kim Jong Un Doesn’t Like this North Korean Amusement Park

North Korea’s newly minted leader wasn’t very impressed with this Pyongyang fun fair.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Dumps ‘Ashes’ on Ryan Seacrest at Oscars Red Carpet

Ryan Seacrest was the unfortunate recipient of Sacha Baron Cohen’s publicity stunt at the Academy Awards on Sunday.

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Reading While Eating for January 24: My Hero

Tuesday’s links talk leadership — even if said leader is busy writing fan mail to famous people.

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North Korea to Preserve and Display Kim Jong Il’s Body

Kim Jong Il described himself as an “eternal ruler.” That description seems a bit more literal following the announcement that North Korea will embalm its Dear Leader for posterity.

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Life After Kim Jong Il: An Impersonator Without a Purpose

In this brief clip, we see that a life spent impersonating the Great Leader suddenly looks bleak.

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North Korea Airs Film Celebrating Its ‘Genius Among the Geniuses’

In case there are any doubts, Kim Jong Un is seen climbing inside a tank and riding a strapping gray horse.

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– The age Kim Jong Un, North Korea’s new Supreme Leader, is believed to have turned today. The government has not yet made the day a national holiday, though the birthdays of Kim Jong Un’s father and grandfather are the nation’s most important holidays.

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Fret Not, Internet: Kim Jong Un Has Started Looking at Things

North Korea’s new Supreme Leader is a top contender for the Internet’s favorite meme.

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“Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un is now supreme leader of our party, military and people.”

— KIM YONG NAM, president of the North Korean parliament, speaking to crowds during a rally after Kim Jong Il’s funeral in Pyongyang (via New York Times)

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Reading While Eating for December 27: They’re Just Saying

Tuesday’s links emerge from a holiday hangover with impressive criminals and insufferable celebrities.