In her current starring role as alleged shoplifter, Lindsay Lohan will also be cleaning morgues at the local L.A. county coroner.
She’s accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace, and Friday Lindsay was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service. But how exactly did she get here?
Daddy Lohan has written a song for his now-incarcerated little girl. Is it the pathetically sappy ballad to end all pathetically sappy ballads? Possibly.
Quotes: Michael Lohan to Open an Rehab Center
“I think it’s time that Dina and I both step out of the media for a while, and for me that means getting back to what I know best — helping people with addiction.” –Michael Lohan, on his plans to open an rehab center. (via Radar Online)