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Reading While Eating for April 2: Joke’s on You

Monday’s links recap April Fools’ Day and check out the science behind laughter.

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SNL's 5 Best Skits: Lindsay Lohan's Less-than-Stellar Comeback

Despite the purported legal vetting of this week’s SNL skits, the writers were keen to make fun of host Lindsay Lohan’s legal and criminal troubles as she played a jailbird and a princess fallen from grace. Here are the five best Saturday Night Live skits

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Yahoo’s Top Searches: iPhones, Celebrities

Want to be popular online? Be infamous — or at least have cool apps.

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— Number of hours Lindsay Lohan spent in jail Sunday night. Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in a Los Angeles jail after she violated her probation by getting fired from a community service assignment at a women’s shelter. She will now serve the remainder of her community service at the LA County Morgue. (via [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail for Violating Probation

It’s back to the slammer again for troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan.

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Not So Glamorous: Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Morgue Duty

This should teach Lindsay Lohan to never, ever neglect her community service requirement.

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Disney Channel Star Mitchel Musso Arrested for DUI

And another one bites the dust.

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“Don't give people a reason to hate you. Don't do stupid things.”

–JUDGE STEPHANIE SAUTNER, reprimanding Lindsay Lohan on Thursday at a court hearing to rule if she violated her house arrest by throwing parties and failing an alcohol test. She blamed the trace amounts of booze in her system on drinking fermented tea. (via New York Post)

Lindsay Lohan arrives to be arraigned at the Airport Branch Courthouse in Los Angeles on February 9, 2011.

Seeing Dead People: Lindsay Lohan Will Be Cleaning Morgues

In her current starring role as alleged shoplifter, Lindsay Lohan will also be cleaning morgues at the local L.A. county coroner.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Not-So-Good Friday: 6 Key Dates in the Stolen Necklace Saga

She’s accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace, and Friday Lindsay was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service. But how exactly did she get here?