At this rate, the FBI isn’t going to need a Most Wanted list much longer.
Los Angeles
No More Nesquik: L.A. School District Bans Chocolate Milk
Lunchtime in L.A. just got a little less tasty.
Greenpeace: Barbie Dolls Have a ‘Nasty Deforestation Habit’
It seems there’s trouble in paradise for Barbie. Ken has told her “It’s over.” His grounds? Her destruction of the rainforest.
QUOTE: L.A. Mayor Issues Traffic Warning
“Go on vacation.”
– ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA, mayor of Los Angeles, warning residents there to avoid driving on Interstate 405 during a phase of construction on a 10-mile stretch of the road next month, which planners anticipate …
Kisses and Curses: Robert Pattinson Steals MTV Movie Awards
From an unforgettable kiss to an unedited swear word, the Twilight star took the stage by storm.
Ultimate Pandering: Candidate Targets Jews and Koreans in Offbeat Campaign Ad
But it’s OK, right? Because Congressional candidate Dan Adler is Jewish – and his wife is Korean.
Quote: Chicago Copes With Oprah Winfrey’s Departure
“We’ll have to loan her out to Los Angeles for a while, but I’m sure she’s not going to be gone for long.”
— ART SMITH, a Chicago restaurateur who used to be Oprah Winfrey’s personal chef, on Winfrey’s departure from Chicago …
Seeing Dead People: Lindsay Lohan Will Be Cleaning Morgues
In her current starring role as alleged shoplifter, Lindsay Lohan will also be cleaning morgues at the local L.A. county coroner.
Lindsay Lohan’s Not-So-Good Friday: 6 Key Dates in the Stolen Necklace Saga
She’s accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace, and Friday Lindsay was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service. But how exactly did she get here?
Woman Sues Match.com After Alleged Sexual Assault
Nothing kills romance like discovering you’ve been flirting with a felon. But now a Los Angeles entertainment executive is taking matters into her own hands by suing the online dating site Match.com after an alleged sexual assault.
Jackie Robinson Day: Baseball Remembers a Legend and Pioneer
April 15 is Jackie Robinson Day, a chance for baseball fans everywhere to honor a hero.
Back to the Stomping Grounds: Kelly Clarkson to Return to Idol Next Week
American Idol’s first winner will storm the stage on Thursday’s results show, flanked by some hefty starpower: Rihanna and country crooner Jason Aldean.
