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Malaysia Airlines to Offer Child-Free Zone on Flights

When the airline’s first Airbus A380 takes off on July 1 from Kuala Lumpur to London, it will feature an upper-level economy deck with one major caveat: no kids allowed.

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Malaysia to Ban Sex Manual by ‘Obedient Wives Club’ Group

Going by the name of the club alone, you should be able to glean what the book’s advice for women consists of.

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Shirley the Smoking Orangutan Forced to Kick Her Habit

We’re not monkeying around here. Shirley is being denied her beloved cigarettes in an attempt to return her to the wild.

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Introducing SpongeBob SquarePants — The Fungus

A newly discovered mushroom species has been named after the beloved cartoon, SpongeBob SquarePants. It’s official title: spongiforma squarepantsii.

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Weekend Wrap-Up: 5 Things To Pay Attention To This Week

While you were preparing for the end of the world, here’s the news that mattered this weekend.

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Talk About Physical Education: Malaysian Report Cards to Include Body Mass Index

If you want to make the honor roll in Malaysia, you have to stay in shape.

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Malaysian Radio Garbles Gay Lyrics in Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’

We know that Lady Gaga was born this way, but she certainly wasn’t meant to be heard this way.

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Woman Uses Soup Spoon to Save Husband From Tiger Attack

Salad forks and butter knives were not within reach.

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Runaway Rubbers: Malaysia On the Hunt for 700,000 Missing Condoms

First they crack down on Valentine’s Day, and then condoms vanish. Where’s the love in Malaysia?

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Moral Amour: Malaysian States Crack Down on Valentine’s Day

A handful of Malaysian states plan to carry out “immorality checks” on February 14 to ensure that the country’s lovers don’t get carried away.