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Quotes: McDonald’s Discusses San Francisco’s Happy Meal Toys Ban
“We are extremely disappointed with today’s decision. It’s not what our customers want, nor is it something they asked for.”
— DANYA PROUD, McDonald’s company spokesperson, on San Francisco’s ban of Happy Meal toys in meals …
Fast Food Fury: San Francisco Bans Happy Meals
One day San Fran are world champions, and the next, no toys for you.
Ready For The McRib? Our Ten Favorite McFoods
Pizza, lobster, croissants? And you thought the McRib was weird.
The McHorror: McDonald’s Paying More For Bread and Meat, Could Increase Prices of Everything From Big Macs to McNuggets
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a more expensive bun.
McWeddings Available Soon in Hong Kong
What little girl doesn’t spend hours dreaming of her perfect wedding day: the perfect groom; the perfect wedding cake; and the perfect dress. Well, now McDonald’s wants to help make those dreams come true. Yes, that …
The Restless, Relentless Quest of McRib Addicts
The name might be a misnomer, but the taste is the stuff of legend.
Does McDonald’s Have a Beef with the Nation’s Health Overhaul?
Bada ba ba ba! When it comes to Obamacare, rumors are abound that the fast-food giant is far from lovin’ a segment of the new bill.
Quotes: Understatement of the Week?
“Detectives described the python as not happy,”
— POLICE SPOKESPERSON for Victoria, Australia, on an alleged reptile burglary gone wrong. Two thieves, who stole the almost 5-ft. python and a large lizard, were apprehended …
Why Doesn’t McDonald’s Food Rot?
The indestructible McDonald’s burger is an Internet fad that recycles every few years. But why won’t the thing decompose?
Zagat: America’s Favorite Fast-Food Burger is…Five Guys?
America, we know you love Barack Obama. But that doesn’t mean that when he eats somewhere, you have to eat there too.
When McCustomers Attack
When people want their McNuggets, darn it, they want their McNuggets.