As far as we know the baby elephant shown is still alive. Berlin Zoo's baby elephant didn't fare so well

More Sad Baby Animal News: Only a Fortnight after Knut’s Death, the Berlin Zoo Loses a Young Elephant

We hope this isn’t becoming a (super sad) pattern. 

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Missing: Cult-Like Group in California

The Los Angeles Times is reporting that a “cult-like” group of 14–including eight children– can’t be located.

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75, 000 Bags of Dog Treats Recalled

This could give the phrase “sick as a dog” a whole new meaning.

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Bizarro, Cat-Hating Woman Found

The woman who was caught on tape trapping a cat in a garbage bin has been identified and will be questioned by the RSPCA.

An infant coffin in a church

Baby Declared Dead, Comes Back To Life—At Her Funeral

Turns out, a newborn baby girl in Mexico who was declared dead at the hospital, wasn’t so dead after all.

A giant panda eats bamboo at the Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding in Chengdu

Giant Panda Accidently Gassed in China

This just might be the saddest news you will hear today—a giant panda, living in China’s Jinan Zoo, died after accidently being gassed with carbon monoxide and chlorine.

Brazil Dead Penguins

Hundreds of Dead Penguins Found on Shores of Brazil

No one quite knows why, but around 500 dead penguins have washed ashore on Brazilian beaches in the past week and a half. (via the Associated Press)

Daniel Craig will be James Bond once again

James Bond’s Achilles’ Heel: MGM’s Debt Load

Has James Bond finally met his match?