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“The Republican presidential candidate is sporting a small bandage on his finger after getting nipped by a small penguin during his tour of the zoo on Friday.”

— The Associated Press, reporting on GOP candidate Newt Gingrich getting bitten by a penguin during a St. Louis zoo visit; he was in town to speak at the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting. Depending on your political affiliation, this tuxedoed attacker may now join the ranks of TIME’s Top 10 Evil Animals.

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Cute Break: Watch a Live Cam of the Most Entertaining Penguins Ever

In what has to be the most entertaining live animal cam we’ve seen, the Discovery Channel has set up an intimate 24-hour camera at the “Penguin Encounter” exhibit at SeaWorld San Diego.

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Penguin on the Lam: Tuxedoed Fugitive Escapes from Tokyo Zoo

The escaped penguin has spurred a hunt so large that the zoo is now appealing for the public’s help in tracking down the bird, though they caution against attempting to wrangle it.

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Sad News About Happy Feet? Rescued Penguin May Have Been Eaten

Here’s your sad animal story of the day: Happy Feet, the emperor penguin who famously washed ashore in New Zealand, has gone missing and his trackers are fearing the worst.

Happy Feet hits the water to begin his journey home (AP / NIWA)

Lost Penguin ‘Happy Feet’ Takes First Steps Back to Antarctica

The beloved emperor penguin is finally on his way home after a three-month detour to New Zealand.

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Lost Penguin ‘Happy Feet’ to Return to the Wild

The call of the wild led emperor penguin “Happy Feet” 2,000 miles from Antarctica. Now, after some human pampering, he’s heading home.

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Lost Penguin ‘Happy Feet’ Needs Permit to Head Home to Antarctica

Can’t Happy Feet, the now-famous New Zealand penguin, catch a break? In a trying turn of events, the poor bird can’t even get back home to Antarctica without a special permit.

Ross Setford / AP / NZPA

Not-So-Happy Feet: Stranded Penguin Critical After Two Operations

It seems letting “nature take its course” may have proved a dangerous turn for little Happy Feet.

Richard Gill / New Zealand Department of Conservation / AP

Emperor Penguin Gets Lost, Winds Up in New Zealand

Navigating between Antarctica and New Zealand seems obvious from the air. But what about from underwater? Or as a penguin?

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Tear-Jerker of the Day: Six-Year-Old Cancer Patient Fights to Save Penguins

A first grader fights for both his life and those of penguins.