Is this the best teacher prank ever? Who cares, we’re dancing!
A Colorado first-grader has returned to class after receiving a suspension for belting out the inescapable “Sexy and I Know It”. Now, his parents are fighting back.
Step aside, Chuck Norris – you might have been deposed as the Internet’s model for toughness, superiority and epic manliness.
During show and tell, the kindergarten student pulled out 10 plastic bags, each containing heroin. The teacher immediately grabbed the bags and alerted the principal, who called the police.
Schoolchildren face $6,500 worth of “shock and awe” tactics to prevent bullying, taught by a tattooed and unqualified ex-bully called The Scary Guy. (Yes, that is his real name.)
Several people died after gunfire erupted at Oikos University, a Christian school in Oakland, Calif.
Tyler Blackmore, the principal of Matawan-Aberdeen Middle School, instituted the rule following some “incidents of unsuitable, physical interactions,” MSNBC reports, declaring it a “no hugging school.”
A failing report card got a South Florida student a very public punishment.
It wasn’t simply a style decision — students were apparently hiding cell phones in the “open top boots.”
Should lessons on lipstick, even as an elective, be offered alongside algebra?
