Doesn’t he know snooze buttons are destroying your sleep one push at a time?
Science
Take This to Tinder: Study Finds People Named “Katie” and “David” Make the Best Spouses
What’s in a name? Apparently, whether you suck at marriage or not.
Gamers Not as Gross and Awkward as Your Ex-Boyfriend Might Have You Believe
Turns out playing Minecraft and crafting a six-pack aren’t mutually exclusive activities.
Man Steals Brains And Sells Them On eBay
Buy Now: Braaaaains.
Raise a Glass to 2014, Because Moderate Drinking Boosts Your Immune System
Can’t argue with science!
Penguins Aren’t As Dumb As You Think Because They Know How to Move Like Cars in Traffic
Look how coordinated they are!
You Should Probably Chill Out Because You’re Causing Secondhand Stress For Your Coworkers
Everyone, just take a deep breath.
And Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year Is…
… Going to make Bill Nye a happy man.
Scientists Ruin Cheese By Making It Out of Skin
Literally the only type of cheese we’d say no to.
Cats Know You’re Talking to Them But Couldn’t Care Less
A new study confirms cats can recognize their owner’s voice, but almost never respond.
This Robotic Butt Could Save Your Life
Plastic patients are no laughing matter
‘Wizz Kid’ Physicists Working to Solve Urine Splashback
Two physicists are trying to solve one of mankind’s oldest problems