It’s called a Cthurkey and it will haunt your dreams.
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Everybody Panic: Butterball Says There’s a Turkey Shortage Just in Time for Thanksgiving
Although it could just be a marketing stunt, in which case, gobble on.
Gluten-Free Dunkin’ Donuts Are Coming
The most fascinating news from around the web on June 19, 2013
Reading While Eating for June 13: Attention, Attention
Today’s must-read links for your lunch break, featuring Turkish demonstrators singing ‘Les Misérables’.
How Drugs Created Superbugs
The most fascinating news from around the Web on June 3, 2013
Demonstrators Lock Lips in Turkey to Protest Public-Kissing Ban
Sometimes, all you need is love.
LEGO: We’re Scrapping Star Wars Toy, But Not Because of Muslim Backlash
LEGO says it plans to retire its allegedly “racist” Jabba’s Palace toy set, leading many to conclude the company is caving to backlash.
Thieves Steal Entire Bridge in Western Turkey
Residents of a village in Western Turkey awoke one morning to find their 82-ft.-long, 22-ton bridge had disappeared
Is This LEGO Star Wars Toy Racist?
Racism is sadly alive and well in the world, but in a LEGO Star Wars toy set?
Was Bulgarian Politician Really Target of “Assassination Attempt”?
This video shows the moment when Ahmed Dogan, the leader of Bulgaria’s ethnic Turkish party, was confronted by a gunman during a televised speech.
Cute Break: Watch Labrador Puppies Invade A Turkish Soccer Match
A soccer match between Turkish team Galatasaray and Germany’s VfR Aalen was interrupted by two dogs romping on the field.
Happy Thanksgiving: 11 Turkey Day Must-Reads from TIME’s Archives
Whether you’re scrambling to finish food preparations or already nursing a turkey-induced food coma, here are some of the most essential Thanksgiving reads from the pages of TIME.