The male gaze will be televised
The singer has reportedly inked a $15 million deal to hop aboard Simon Cowell’s reality-show bandwagon.
Sorry, America, you won’t be meeting Cheryl Cole after all.
In Britain, they refer to her as the nation’s sweetheart.
Britain’s Mr. Mean will have to learn to live with rejection, as his lifelong dreams have been dashed. Sound familiar?
For once, it wasn’t Simon Cowell (though, of course, paradoxically, it was).
Abbey Johnston and Lisa Parker walked onto the X-Factor stage as giggling teenagers. By the time they finished their audition four minutes later, they resembled brawling barmaids.