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National Zoo Live-Tweets Artificial Panda Insemination

What may be a first for Twitter, the National Zoo offered tweet-by-tweet updates as Mei Xiang the giant panda underwent her eighth artificial insemination procedure.

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“The Republican presidential candidate is sporting a small bandage on his finger after getting nipped by a small penguin during his tour of the zoo on Friday.”

— The Associated Press, reporting on GOP candidate Newt Gingrich getting bitten by a penguin during a St. Louis zoo visit; he was in town to speak at the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting. Depending on your political affiliation, this tuxedoed attacker may now join the ranks of TIME’s Top 10 Evil Animals.

American alligator (Alligator mississipiensis) with open jaws

How to Get an Alligator in the Mood for Mating

One zoo’s plan for disinterested gators? Knocking — and we don’t mean boots.

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Penguin on the Lam: Tuxedoed Fugitive Escapes from Tokyo Zoo

The escaped penguin has spurred a hunt so large that the zoo is now appealing for the public’s help in tracking down the bird, though they caution against attempting to wrangle it.

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Libya’s Tripoli Zoo: Fighting to Save Animals in a War Zone

Although rebels have taken hold of the Libyan capital, because they continue the important task of searching for fugitive leader Muammar Gaddafi, little has been done to alleviate the stresses zookeepers at the Tripoli Zoo are facing in caring for hungry and thirsty animals.

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Introducing the Newest Rare Animal Hybrid: The Donkra

What’s going on at the zoos over in China?

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Not-So-Happy Feet: Stranded Penguin Critical After Two Operations

It seems letting “nature take its course” may have proved a dangerous turn for little Happy Feet.

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Watch: Lioness Tries to Eat Adorable Baby at a Zoo

Oddly enough, the baby’s parents seem completely comfortable with it.

A featherless Humboldt penguin in a wetsuit walks past others in the enclosure at the Jurong Bird Park in Singapore

Instead of Tuxedos, Some Featherless Penguins Get Plain Old Birthday Suits

Penguin chicks on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean suffer from a feather-loss disorder that presents a vicious threat to the birds’ survival.

The formerly-escaped (but currently nameless) Egyptian cobra

Now a National Celebrity, the Bronx Zoo Cobra Needs a Name

The Bronx Zoo has decided to give the cobra a proper name. But like the snake itself, what to call her is eluding zoo officials.