If NewsFeed were being completely honest, we would admit this is the exact way we would react to being charged by a bull.
Unfortunately for Christian Hernandez, the man in this clip, he is not a blogger. He is instead a professional bullfighter in Mexico, where people pay money to see bulls fought and are not so much in favor of seeing bulls ran away from. Thus, in a stunning display of adding insult to injury-avoidance, Hernandez was arrested after the fight — for breaking his contract. Fortunately, he was able to get off with paying a fine.
The man the New York Daily News calls “the 22-year-old terrified toreador” was apparently gored by another bull in a fight last month, which would explain much of his behavior. Hernandez retired from bullfighting after being released, which seems the best for everyone involved. (via the Daily News)