In a crushing blow to guys everywhere, Megan Fox officially got hitched.
TMZ reports that Fox, 24, and Green, 36, were married in a small ceremony at the Four Seasons in Hawaii late last week. The pair had been engaged twice, and had been dating off and on since 2004.
Congrats to the newlyweds, and condolences to men who actually thought they had a chance with Megan Fox.