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Daddy Lohan has written a song for his now-incarcerated little girl. Is it the pathetically sappy ballad to end all pathetically sappy ballads? Possibly.
TMZ has released audio of a song they claim was penned by Michael Lohan, father of troubled starlet Lindsay, during his own time spent in jail.
Reportedly, the song was written by Papa Lohan and performed by a friend for his daughter. You know that desire you get to bang your head against a hard surface while listening to that terrible Christmas Shoes tune by NewSong? Well, listening to this brings out the same head-meets-table cravings.