Conan, ‘Self-Pleasuring Bear’ Get the Taiwan Animation Treatment

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Comedian Conan O'Brien arrives at the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 29, 2010 in Los Angeles, California.

NewsFeed’s favorite Taiwanese news station has animated tonight’s premiere of Conan O’Brien’s new show Conan on TBS.

Don’t speak Chinese?  Not a problem! Here is our interpretation of the video’s interpretation of Conan’s new show:

Tonight, Conan O’Brien will drink beer on his new TBS show while a bunch of Team Coco fans get high and watch him at home. Previously an employee of NBC, Conan gained a following for his popular late night skits such as the one in which the self-pleasuring bear slaps a monkey. NBC still owns the rights to the bear, which recently caused the perverted animal to burst into tears in a courtroom. Conan left NBC after then-CEO Jeff Zucker made his cell phone catch on fire. Then Zucker was hit by a Comcast repair truck.  People and their panda roommates in Taiwan can’t watch Conan on TBS, so they have to watch videos of him on the Internet. Meanwhile, nobody likes Jay Leno.