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“This is a fakery. If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”
— ALAN SIMPSON, co-chairman of President Obama’s deficit commission, referencing elderly Americans complaining about their Social Security funds being in jeopardy; as far as NewsFeed can tell, “enema man” refers to Eminem (via Politico)