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Introducing the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge
Buckingham Palace has confirmed that, after their wedding today, Prince William is to be made the Duke of Cambridge and his wife will become Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge.
Survival Story: Family Rides Out Deadly Tornado in Tanning Bed
The deadly wave of tornadoes that has ripped through the south over the last 24 hours has claimed more than 250 lives.
Print This Out: What Time Is the Royal Wedding in the States?
Follow the Royal Wedding Live Blog
Watching the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton across the pond? You’ll be up early.
Who Needs Westminster Abbey? Five Ways To Celebrate the Royal Wedding From Across the Pond
Are you an Anglophile sadly living in the States? Never fear.
Bottoms Up! The Royal Wedding Drinking Game
Because not everyone cares about the love or whatever. We’re here for the party.
Revealed: Chelsy Davy and Camilla’s Royal Wedding Dress Designers
Kate Middleton’s managed to keep the name of her wedding dress designer shrouded in secrecy, but two other prominent guests have revealed what they’ll wear to tomorrow’s ceremony. (via The Windsor Knot)
Other Things on TV Besides That Fancy-Pants Royal Wedding
“Kids today have it made,” a Jeff Foxworthy comedy bit starts. “‘Cause if they don’t like what’s on television, they’ve got 700 channels to choose from. Remember how many channels we got when we were kids? Three. And if the …
Jock Watch: Fancy a Spot of Soccer With Your Royal Wedding Tea?
Not sure which sporting event should catch your eye (or ear) this weekend? NewsFeed breaks down a few of the events that could shape the sports scene.
Too Many Guests, Too Little Lunch: Why the Royal Wedding Will Be a Disaster
Kate Middleton is doing it all wrong.
The Best Place to Discover New Life Forms? Truck Stops
You never know what you’ll find at a truck stop.
Sore Losers and Steve Carell: Why The NFL Draft Will Be Deflating
ESPN can broadcast as many uncomfortable episodes of “Jon Gruden’s QB Camp” that it wants (why any agent would permit a prospect to subject himself to nationally-televised awkward conversations with an ex-NFL coach is beyond me).