Reality TV has taught us so much about society, specifically that we’re a culture of overencouraged egomaniacs taking way too many antidepressants. This is why we need Dear Coke Talk, an advice column for the problems in life that are usually best treated with a searing reality check. So march your issues over to the frankest Judy Blume on the Internet or, if you’ve already conquered life – bully for you, by the way – come for the public evisceration of random strangers in stunted emotional states.