Who better to deliver a serious top 10 list on The Late Show than the king of malarkey himself, Joe Biden? The vice president took a card seemingly from his Onion persona to explain to us holdout voters why we should go to the polls early. After all, it might result in a nice handout from the Donald. Or at least a free cheeseburger. Or none of those things, but you should probably do it anyway (as long as your state offers it.)