Jamie Jeanette Craft crashed her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am into a mobile home on Sunday, and things only went downhill from there. Witnesses said the 29-year-old Arkansas woman, wearing a white sweatshirt but no shoes or pants, tried to flee the scene of the accident in a Power Wheels toy truck. Unsurprisingly, since the vehicles max out at around 5 mph, she was apprehended.
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According to local news station KAIT8, witnesses told the police that Craft attempted to flee after being confronted by the homeowners, but bystanders forced her out of the toy and called the police. Once on the scene, the cops gave an “irate and very intoxicated” Craft a breathalyzer test and found she had a blood alcohol level of .217, more than three times the legal limit. She was taken into custody, kicking and screaming, according to police reports.
Craft has been charged with public intoxication, refusal to submit, disorderly conduct, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage and driving while license cancelled, suspended or revoked.
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