Boat Full of ‘Lower Grade’ Weed Crashes Into Nude Beach

Sounds like the plot for Spring Breakers 2

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Gary Morrison

The best party ever was narrowly averted in Santa Cruz last week when cops discovered a boat full of weed had crashed into a nude beach.

The Inquisitr reports that the boat transporting thousands of pounds of marijuana from Mexico accidentally landed on the beach in Santa Cruz. The crew unloaded much of the cargo before disappearing from the scene. But to the local cops, who are accustomed to the high-potency pot peddled in southern California, the Mexican import was seriously lacking.

“This is lower grade marijuana than we see in Santa Cruz,” a sheriff’s deputy said.

Next time you want to crash-land a boat of weed into a nude beach, at least have the decency to make it high-quality pot.