ICYMI: Hey, Why Does This Banana Taste Like Poisonous Spiders Ahhh NOOOOO

All the viral stories we missed this week.

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Every Friday we round up some of our favorite stories we didn’t get a chance to cover throughout the week and publish them in one neat little post. Think of it as our gift to you, only it’s not really free because you’re repaying us in likes and shares. No… thank YOU.

Bananas are a great source of potassium and calcium, and also of gigantic poisonous spiders the size of your face ahhhhhh oh my god WHY. [Huffington Post]

C’mon lady, wearing a hamburger as a sandal after having a bang sesh in the Waffle House parking lot is so college. [The Hairpin]

Wow very meme such majestic. [Gawker]

Urine luck: in the future, robots could be powered by your pee. [Live Science]

Perhaps in an effort to top the time she took a selfie with a fan, Beyonce grabbed a fan’s phone during a recent concert and FaceTimed with one of her friends. [YouTube]

You know all those embarrassingly petty fights you get into with your significant other? One couple is cataloging every single one on Twitter in a move that they totally won’t regret in a few months. [New York]

Here’s an Excel spreadsheet you can use to figure out what color shoes are appropriate to wear with different color pants. Don’t say we never did anything for ya. [Business Insider]