Important news alert: Pharrell Williams is not a vampire.
If you type the “Get Lucky” singer’s name into Google, the search engine helpfully serves up the suggestion “Is Pharrell Williams a vampire?” as one of the most popular searches.
Apparently many people wonder exactly how it is that the 40-year old baby-faced singer manages to look so young. The obvious answer? No, not that he wears giant hats to protect his delicate facial skin from the sun’s rays. The other obvious answer. That’s right: Vampirism.
Now, Williams is setting the record straight on his status as a member of the walking dead.
An intrepid reporter for Time Out London straight up asked Williams if he was a vampire. Instead of attacking the reporter with his superhuman skills, iron-like claws and sharpened teeth, Williams kindly responded to the question:
No I am not. I’m willing to go on record as saying that I don’t drink people’s blood. How do I stay so young-looking for a 40-year-old? I wash my face.
Whether he washes his face in blood is still TBD.
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