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Canadian authorities say the country’s airport screeners won’t resort to American-style groping. Because that wouldn’t be nice.
Transport Minister Chuck Strahl called the American approach to security “provocative.” (Read about TSA rage.)
“Canadians obviously have a right to expect to be treated properly and respectfully at airports,” he said.
“While the Americans have instituted a more intensive … pat-down technique, that’s not happening in Canada.” (Intensive? Is that what the kids call it these days?)
So, my friends, go north!
(Read about the special underwear that have the TSA fuming.)