Quotes Quotes: Bristol Palin Being a Terrible Actress By Dan Fletcher June 24, 2010 Share Read Later Send to Kindle “You’re the world’s greatest french horn player. And I’m Yo-Yo Ma.” — BRISTOL PALIN, stiltedly, awkwardly and robotically delivering a line in a stunning “acting” debut on The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Watch the clip on Tuned In.