Ode to LiLo: Michael Lohan Composes Song For Jailed Lindsay?
Daddy Lohan has written a song for his now-incarcerated little girl. Is it the pathetically sappy ballad to end all pathetically sappy ballads? Possibly.
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Another Recall? Toyota Pulls 400,000 Cars
The latest in damage control: Toyota must attempt to recover its plummeting image after yet another recall. This time: Nearly 400,000 vehicles with faulty (and crash-causing) steering wheels.
Vuvuzela Revenge! BP Gets Buzzed
Two weeks ago, Brooklyn-based video producer Adam Quirk began a fund raising campaign meant to bring about one day’s steady annoyance to BP’s top execs. Yesterday, ear-splitting justice was served as a group of volunteers played …
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Will Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch Become A State Park?
A California legislator wants to make Neverland Ranch open to the public, but first, a broke California must foot the bill.
PR Crisis: Can Apple Save Its Image Amidst iPhone 4 Debacle?
Could Apple be considering a recall for the new iPhone 4 because of a faulty antenna design? The company could face disaster if it doesn’t. (via Techland)
Mourning Tweets: Steinbrenner Remembered On Twitter
Members inside and outside of the Major League Baseball community remember “The Boss” in 140 characters or less.
iDUMP4U.com: End Your Crummy Relationship For Just $10
Bad relationship? Let Bradley Laborman help. He has no problem personally calling your significant other to deliver the dump, and he’ll do it for just $10.
2010’s Best Places To Live: Safe, Small (Somewhat Expensive)
Yesterday, Money magazine announced its annual list of the 100 Best Places to Live, delving into the desires of the American settler’s psyche.
No More Playboy For Portugal
Playboy magazine says it will cut ties with its publishers in Portugal following a racy Jesus-themed pictorial.
Is Obama’s Tan Tax Racist?
Why President Obama wants to tax white people, er, tanning beds?
Jay Leno On Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show Emmy Nods
“The good news – Tonight Show got 4 nominations. The bad news – I didn’t get one of them. And David Letterman didn’t get nominated either. Oh man. I guess Dave and I will be watching the Emmy’s at Oprah’s house this
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