Sightseeing Without Seeing Sights: Seattle Hotel Promotes Package To Keep Guests In Their Room
Because when Newsfeed goes on vacation we really just like to stay indoors and not actually see anything in the city we’re visiting.
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Fiji Water to Leave Fiji
If you bottle the water outside of Fiji, is it still Fiji Water?
The Great November Seattle Snowstorm: A City Shuts Down
At least three people have died. Schools are closed. Flights were delayed after a cargo plane skidded off an icy runway. The city’s main freeway was turned into a large parking lot with abandoned cars. Tens of thousands are …
Quotes: Ahmadinejad Urges Girls to Marry at 16
We should take the age of marriage for boys to 20 and for girls to about 16 and 17. The marriage age for boys has reached 26 and for girls to 24, and there is no reason for this.
— MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, Iranian President, …
Dr. Dre Announces Detox Is His Final Album
For his 46th birthday, Dr. Dre is giving himself a present: no more 16-hour days in the studio. In fact, no time in the studio at all.
Study: Beached Dolphins Often Deaf
Finally, an answer to the question of why such highly intelligent animals do something so seemingly dumb.
University of Missouri Brings FarmVille to Reality
It’s FarmVille, in real life.
Demoted: Obama No Longer the World’s Most Powerful
Talk about kicking a man when he’s down.
World’s Most Expensive Barbie Sells for $300,000
Newsfeed has just one question: Did the anonymous bidder that snapped up the diamond-choker wearing Barbie spend the money in the name of breast cancer research or to make all of his or her other Barbies back home realllllly jealous?
Dirty Canadian Campaign Ad: Best Ever?
“He kicks children in the face. Nice.”
Chilean Miners: The Video Game
It was bound to happen: Now you too can save each of the Chilean miners from the depths — if you have the patience.
Treasure Hunter Has Last Laugh: Roman Helmet Sells for $3 Million
That’s the best justification for trolling around with a metal detector we’ve ever heard.