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‘Oh, He’s Totally Mubaraking’: When Politicians Become Slang
Oxford Dictionaries Online, the younger, hipper cousin of the OED, proposed an idea in the aftermath of the Egyptian revolution (or at least this first leg of it): To make Mubarak a verb.
Funny Business: 200 Clowns to Take New York for Annual Convention
Perhaps these are days when we need clowns more than ever. (Even the creepy kind.) If so, then people who make their livings in baggy, patched clothes, clumpy shoes, 10-foot handkerchiefs, and red noses have heeded the call.
Book Filled With Blank Pages Outsells Harry Potter and The Da Vinci Code
Ever wonder what every man thinks about apart from sex? Apparently, the answer is quite simple: nothing. Or at least that’s what author and comedian Sheridan Simove claims in his gripping book, What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex.
Hipster Hunter Sets Cardboard ‘Trap’ in New York City
Because making fun of hipsters was so last year.
Adventures in Product Placement: Ke$ha Releases Thousands of Custom Condoms
Sure, we could say that America’s favorite Jack-swigging, garbage bag-wearing pop star is the poster girl for reckless behavior. But at least this time she’s encouraging you to don something besides glitter when you head to the bedroom.
Meetings for the Milquetoast: Introducing the Dull Men’s Club
Born to be mild. Think inside the box — it’s safer there. These are not taglines you’d ever associate with NewsFeed (we don’t go to bed until midnight!) but rather the Dull Men’s Club. But what the heck is it?
Flashy Fight: Kenyan Lawmaker Insists on Wearing Bling to Parliament
Kenyan lawmaker Gidion Mbuvi has been told to ban the bling, and he’s not happy about it.
Want The Youthful Look of a Twilight Star? ‘Vampire Face-Lifts’ Are Out There
Who knew that all this time every human had the secret to ageless, youthful skin right in their very own veins?
Car Trouble: Spider Infestation Leads to Mazda Recall
Forget bed bugs on a plane — that was so a few hours ago. The latest buggy infestation is crawling into the Mazda6 Sedan, creating an arachnophobic’s worst nightmare.
Conservative America’s Last Wishes: Hold the Flowers, Fund the Anti-Obama Campaign
From Arizona to Connecticut, there’s a new trend emerging among conservatives in America. Families of deceased Republicans are asking friends to fund Obama’s opposition in 2012 instead of sending flowers, reports Salon.
Well, That Was Fast: Health Officials Stop Sales of Breast Milk Ice Cream
They’ll be no more milk from mommy for customers of The Icecreamists, after local government officials confiscated ice cream made from human breast milk.