Prepare your palates for “cookie dough” and “marshmallow crispy” Oreos
Food & Drink
Why Mozzarella Is the Worst Cheese There Is
Also, pre-grated cheese is evil
Breaking Breakfast News: Froot Loops Are All the Same Flavor
Toucan Sam has been perpetuating a myth
Draft Beer, Chocolate-Covered Tabasco Jelly Bellies Coming Soon
Finally
Just Looking at This Insane PB&J Burger Will Clog Your Arteries
The PB&J Bun Burger will blow your mind — and your diet
Florida Man Somehow Manages to Ruin Pizza
An abomination.
The 17 Most Influential Burgers of All Time
We interviewed burger historians and experts (hello, dream job!) to determine which patties made the biggest impact on the burger industry—and the world at large.
This Special Glass Promises to Make Your Coke Taste Better
Mmmm, overtones of sugar
Your New Parlor Trick: How to Open a Bottle of Wine With Your Shoe
No corkscrew? No worries!
Whale Beer Will Either Kill You or Turn You Into a ‘True Viking’
Containing actual whale meal, the brew has been called “immoral and outrageous” by environmental groups. It’s also high in protein.
Calling All Freegans and Fruitarians: Portlandia Cookbook Coming Soon to an Indie Bookstore Near You
And it’s sure to feature plenty of artisanal pickle recipes.
The Burrito Vending Machine of Your Dreams Is Now a Reality
Holy guacamole