John Boehner: Speaker of the House, Wingman of the Year
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One of These Turkeys Is Going to Be the National Thanksgiving Turkey and You Get to Choose Which One It Is
Because everything is a partisan battle in Washington.
Today in Things You Don’t Want: Sarah Palin’s SUV Is For Sale on Ebay
You betcha!
Here’s Taylor Swift Reading The Gettysburg Address Because America
For the famous speech’s 150-year anniversary.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Bobbleheads Are Selling For $200 on eBay
Have a crack at winning one of these auctions
JFK Conspiracy Theories: There’s an App for That
History buffs and conspiracy theorists can visit the grassy knoll on their iPhones
Artist Gives Czech President A Giant Purple Finger
Do you think he saw?
Wage War Against Liberals With This Tea Party Insult Generator
The site generates actual insults posted on John Boehner’s Facebook wall to craft a never ending stream of anti-Obama bile.
Anthony Weiner Blames Mayoral Race Loss on the Existence of the Internet
The disgraced mayoral candidate believes he might have been elected if it was 1995 instead of 2013
It’s Time to Bid Adieu to TIME’s Panda Cam
The National Zoo’s livestream is back up, and so we say goodbye.
Maureen Dowd Would Really Like to Know Why President Obama Isn’t More Like Scandal’s Olivia Pope
This is the greatest piece of Scandal fanfiction to date.
Rogue Fox Running Amok on White House Grounds Can’t Be Stopped Due to Shutdown
And don’t get us started about the squirrels.