From Lady Gaga modules to Tae Kwon Do degrees, NewsFeed thought there was an education to suit every niche, until McDonald’s put a degree on their menu. Beware, what you’re about to digest is all about the puns.
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No Pat-Downs, Eh? Canada Too Polite for TSA-Style Searches
Canadian authorities say the country’s airport screeners won’t resort to American-style groping. Because that wouldn’t be nice.
Bad Scheduling: Kate Middleton and Prince William Share Royal Wedding Date With Adolf Hitler
Do the future king and queen need to hire a new wedding planner?
Vladimir Putin: Leonardo DiCaprio is “A Real Man”
But we already knew that, right ladies? What’s more, while the Tiger Summit in St. Petersburg, Russia was always going to be difficult to reach, Leonardo DiCaprio couldn’t have banked on the way his trip panned out.
Kate Middleton’s See-Through Dress Worth $150,000
The dress worn by Kate Middleton at a university fashion show, which is said to have sparked her romance with Prince William, could be worth £100,000 ($157,911). That ought to pay for the drinks at the wedding.
Palinisms, Axis of Evil Edition: Mama Grizzly Calls North Korea an ‘Ally’
In a radio interview Sarah Palin tells Glenn Beck that America “has gotta stand with our North Korean allies.” Wait, what?
French Woman Stuck in Bathroom for Three Weeks
The fairer sex is no stranger to endless hours spent in the powder room. But even for Frenchwomen who love extensive beauty regimes, three weeks is an eternity to be stuck in the can.
The Force Is Strong: Darth Vader Costume Goes On Sale
All things being equal, NewsFeed would have rather seen Boba Fett’s helmet up for grabs but we’re not ruling out a last-minute bid either.
Life Imitates Art: Kazakhstan Director Shoots Oh-So-Genuine Borat Sequel
It’s Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. The sequel.
Busted: Facebook Exposes Israel’s Draft Dodgers
You wouldn’t have thought that Israel’s military would have time to surf the net but, in the name of investigating potential draft dodgers, it’s using Facebook to check up on some of its citizens.
Beatles, Week 1: 2 Million Singles Sold. But Which Classics Endure?
450,000 albums and two million individual songs sold worldwide in the first week. You know what? The Beatles might have a future.
Did President Sarkozy Really Call a Journalist a Pedophile?
Sharp-tongued French President Nicolas Sarkozy has become (in)famous for his verbal pugilism—a big reason why he’s taken a battering over comments that were, naturellement, assumed to be more offensive than they were. So much …