Next we’ll be hearing that they’re actually paying people to eat this stuff.
Sick of Surly Airline Staff? Delta Sends 11,000 Employees to Charm School
The Atlanta-based airline hopes customer-service classes will help its staff lose the ‘tude, and bring back service with a smile. (via Wall Street Journal)
Hipster Ariel Meme Was On Tumblr Before You Were
Guys, didn’t you hear? Ariel wanted to be a part of our world before it was cool.
Flowers and Candy? Nyet: Russian Province Nixes Valentine’s Day
And you thought you hated this sappy holiday more than anyone.
When Good Things Come Together: Introducing Beer Marshmallows
The question is, why hasn’t someone thought of this before now?
Quadriplegic Sues Disney After Being Trapped on ‘Small World’ Ride
Rack this up as one of NewsFeed’s worst nightmares: A quadriplegic man is suing Disneyland after being stranded on the “It’s A Small World” ride for more than 40 minutes during an evacuation.
First Look: Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady
Will Meryl Streep’s decision to star in the Margaret Thatcher biopic pay off with a long-awaited Oscar?
Spooky Spat: London’s ‘Scare’ Attractions Face Off
A fiendish feud has erupted in London: two of the city’s scariest attractions are going head to head.
Paris Mayor to Mad Men Creator: ‘Move Out of America!’
Who would have possibly thought that the French would be interested in the sometimes sexist, hard-drinking, cigarette-smoking, sexually uninhabited culture perpetuated by the hit AMC show?
Despite Not Guilty Plea, Lindsay Lohan’s in a Long Line of Accused Celebrity Shoplifters
After being accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace, Lindsay Lohan pleaded not guilty of grand theft in court Wednesday.
Quotes: Gabrielle Giffords Speaks First Words Since Shooting
“We’re elated at this. We always knew Gabby is a fighter and that she’s not going to let this thing win. And you know, every day is proof of that.”
— C.J. KARAMARGIN, spokesman for Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, who spoke …
Indiana City Officials Don’t Want to Name Building After Harry Baals
People of Fort Wayne, you seem to have the mentality of a 12-year-old. Which, by the way, NewsFeed totally appreciates.