Stop – it’s hammer time for the new Speaker of the House. And his new mallet means serious business. (via TIME)
British Tabloid Suspends Editor Over Alleged Sienna Miller Phone-Hacking
What’s more surprising? That the News of the World may have hacked into Sienna Miller’s phone, or that anyone would actually want to listen?
Time-Worn Tabby: At 39, Is Lucy the Oldest Cat in the World?
What’s her secret? It must be something in the Fancy Feast.
Egypt to Central Park: We Want Cleopatra Needle Back
The message delivered by Cairo was no Sphinx’s riddle. If New York doesn’t get its act together, it may have to kiss Cleopatra’s Needle goodbye.
Quotes: Clooney Brings Celebrity Status to Southern Sudan
“We are the anti-genocide paparazzi. We want them to enjoy the level of celebrity attention that I usually get.”
-GEORGE CLOONEY, actor and humanitarian, speaking about his recent charity efforts and frequent travels to Sudan. …
Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords Shot in Head, Expected to Survive
A gunman in his 20s went on a rampage Saturday morning at a political event outside a Safeway supermarket in Tucson, Arizona, firing numerous shots with a semi-automatic weapon.
Quotes: Surgeon Optimistic About Giffords’ Recovery
“She was shot one time, in the head, through and through … but I’m about as optimistic as it can get (for a full recovery) in this situation.”
-DR. PETER RHEE, Chief of the Trauma Division at University Medical Center, Tucson, …
Music Buffs and a Miner Celebrate Elvis’ 76th Birthday
Chilean miner Edison Pena serenaded his friends underground with the sweet sound of Elvis’ music, and Saturday he had the chance to sing in the King’s house.
Celebrity Quotes of the Week
Fresh off their New Year’s celebrations, Hollywood’s finest faces were back in the public eye this week.
Why ‘Hey’ Trumps ‘Dear’ in the Internet Age
When was the last time you began a message with “Dear”? Probably in a cover letter to a potential employer you’d never met before, or perhaps even to your great-grandma thanking her for that fruitcake decaying in the re-gift pile.
What’s Next for Ted “Golden Voice” Williams?
The dream job with the Cleveland Cavaliers and new home were just the first steps for viral video sensation Ted Williams.
NFL Playoffs, Girlfriends’ Edition: Tom Brady Ranked Most Stylish Quarterback
Some guys have all the luck. Not only is Tom Brady the NFL’s top-ranked passer, Mensweek just named the New England Patriots football player the most stylish quarterback, too.