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Study: Japanese Sleep Least, Mexicans Most
A new “bedroom poll” from the National Sleep Foundation also found that a third of Britons nod off in the buff
Splashing Into Marriage: Canadian Couple Has Wedding on Water Skis
The bride wore a life jacket under her wedding dress
Maple Bacon Jam in Cronut Burgers Caused Food Poisoning Outbreak
The Cronut was innocent.
Wrong ‘Miss Universe Canada’ Crowned in Pageant
Chalk it up to a typo. On Saturday, Denise Garrido was named the pageant winner. By Sunday, she was merely third runner up.
‘Ikea Monkey’ Owner Gets a Break in Canadian Court
The shearling-clad macaque rose to Internet fame when he was spotted roaming an Ikea parking lot last December.
Canadian Currency Smells Like Maple Syrup (to Some People)
Has the Bank of Canada been spiking the national currency?
How to Be Happy: No Rushing, No Idling
The most fascinating news from around the Web on May 28, 2013
WATCH: ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ Bungled
Warning: this is going to make you cringe like you’ve never cringed before.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Accused of Smoking Crack
Toronto’s embattled mayor is now facing questions about whether or not he smoked crack after reporters claim to have seen — and tried to purchase — video evidence
World’s Oldest Dome-Skulled Dinosaur Discovered
Scientists may have just discovered the oldest dome-headed dinosaur of its kind.
Astronaut Chris Hadfield Plays with Canada’s New Space Print $5 Bill in Zero Gravity
The new bill will enter circulation in November.