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Crime and Pun-ishment: Men Rob Pizzeria, Steal Wrong Dough
Topping today’s list of cheesy crime stories? The two dudes who robbed the owners of a pizza joint, but made off with the wrong kind of dough.
Wizard Mania: Scenes from Harry Potter‘s New York Premiere
The world has gone Harry Potter mad in the week before the second to last film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, hits theaters. Monday night, the film’s stars hit the New York premiere, chatting up fans and celebrity guests. …
Lichtenstein Tops Warhol in Auction
The contemporary art world was taken by storm this week after paintings by pop artists Andy Warhol and Roy Lichtenstein battled it out at Christie’s and Sotheby’s in New York City.
Warhol Coke Bottle Nabs $35 Million at Auction
The craziest thing about the multi-million dollar sale? The painting wasn’t even in color.
New York’s Official Language: Kanye West’s Tweets
When Kanye West tweets, it can sometimes seem like a foreign language. But what if people only spoke Kanye?
The Longest Hour: Revealing Photos of Election’s Final, Frantic Hours
After months of meeting voters, making campaign stops and manipulating the ad airwaves, 2010’s class of political candidates did anything but rest on Election Day.
Get Your Lawyers, Toddlers! 4-Year-Olds Can Still Be Sued
The emotional distress cases alone should get NewsFeed a cool $3 million.
Google To Play Daniel Plainview, Tap Into NYC’s High-Traffic Oil Field
They drink your fiber optics! Drainage!
Matt Damon Will Embrace Yankees, Annoy Country, If You Vote Working Families Party
For his 40th birthday, Matt Damon is asking — wait, Matt Damon is 40? Whoa.
How High Is ‘Too Damn High’? Fringe Candidate Pays $800 A Month
If you’re a New Yorker, you may laugh at him, but guess what? That’s more than NewsFeed pays (nyah-nyah!)
Reading While Eating for October 19: Sumo Wrestlers and A Cappella Singers
It’s Tuesday, the grumpiest day of the week. Cheer up by reading about crazy candidates and Kanye West.