Everyone, just take a deep breath.
Because of course she would.
…But only if you believe you can alter your fate.
December 11, 2013
“Do I look like a motherf-cking comedian?”
Purposely awkward, that is.
Ho ho ho.
They were butter cookies
Don’t be fooled by the disapproving look you saw
Because of all the cavities, you guys.
Don’t let the door hit your prominent behind on the way out
This poor, miserable little animal.