The Top 5 Befuddled Hugh Grant Moments

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Oh, um, NewsFeed is terribly, terribly sorry, but, you see, Hugh Grant turns 50 today, so um, if it’s alright with you, we would like to, um, to present our five favorite befuddled Hugh Grant moments, but again, only if it’s OK by you.

5. Realizing That He is Dancing to the Pointer Sisters in Love Actually

Consider this a stand-in for the (sadly unembeddable) moment in this film when British children force Hugh to sing Christmas carols.

4. Being Confronted with the Mysteries of Childbirth in Nine Months

In tony English boarding schools, they apparently never taught Hugh where babies come from.

3. The Entirety of the Film Notting Hill

To quote Roger Ebert’s review of this film: “Once a woman spends the night with you, you can stop apologizing for breathing in her presence.”

2. Professing His Love at the Climax of Four Weddings and a Funeral

In case you didn’t realize, the lede of this article was NewsFeed’s impression of Hugh Grant in this clip.

1. Going on the Tonight Show After Being Arrested for Picking up a Prostitute

Damn you Hugh! If you would have just kept it in your pants America would have been spared the tyranny of Jay Leno!

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BabuG.Ranganathan
BabuG.Ranganathan

ASTEROIDS, COMETS, AND METEORS ORIGINATED FROM EARTH: In the Earth's past there were powerful volcanic explosions propelling millions of tons of earth soil and rock (now asteroids and meteors which may contain organic molecules or organisms) into space. Read my popular Internet article, ANY LIFE ON MARS CAME FROM EARTH. The article explains how millions of tons of Earth soil may exist on Mars, and how debris we call asteroids and meteors could have originated from Earth. According to a Newsweek article of  September 21, 1998, p. 12 that quotes a NASA scientist, SEVEN MILLION tons of Earth soil may exist on Mars! How could this be possible? Read and find out.

Even if the right chemicals exist, life cannot arise by chance. The molecules that make-up life have to be in a sequence, just like the letters found in a sentence.

Scientist and creationist, Brian Thomas explains:

Astronomers measure comets' masses and erosion rates to calculate potential lifespans. Sun grazing comets last fewer than 100,000 years.2 They thus confront secular astronomy which maintains that comets formed with the rest of the solar system billions of years ago. A solar system that old should have no remaining comets.

How do secularists solve this dilemma?

Reporting on Ison, The Independent said, "Comet Ison has taken millions of years to reach us travelling from the so-called Oort cloud – a reservoir of trillions and trillions of chunks of rock and ice, leftovers from the birth of the planets."3

Unfortunately, nobody has yet witnessed a single one of those "trillions and trillions of chunks." Going strictly with observational science, the "so-called Oort cloud" may exist only in the reservoir of the human mind.

Clearly, secular astronomers invented the Oort cloud to rescue their billions-of-years dogma from a disintegration process that limits a comet's age—and thus the age of the Solar System—to thousands of years. When Ison becomes visible later this year, perhaps it will remind thoughtful viewers that the universe is quite young, just as Scripture teaches” (Brian Thomas, M.S., Science Writer at the Institute for Creation research).

Check out my most recent Internet articles and sites: THE SCIENCE SUPPORTING CREATION and WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS (2nd Edition)

Babu G. Ranganathan*
B.A. Bible/Biology

Author of popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS

*I have given successful lectures (with question and answer period afterwards) defending creation before evolutionist science faculty and students at various colleges and universities. I've been privileged to be recognized in the 24th edition of Marquis "Who's Who in The East" for my writings on religion and science.

AmIMissingSomething
AmIMissingSomething

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