Do cars even have faces? Either way, that doesn’t stop them from getting facial hair.
Meet the Carstache, a car accessory that actually exists. What does it do? Well, the Telegraph reports that…it puts a mustache on your car.
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It comes in colors like Firestache Orange, Legendary Blond and Wisdom Gray. And aside from boosting your sedan’s self-esteem, it’s a great icebreaker. “When you drive into a tailgate with a Carstache you get free beer, hot dogs, and high fives,” Carstache’s website declares.
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After attaching facial hair to your car, you’ll wonder how the vehicles have gone bare-faced since its invention. Now it’s finally masculine enough to feel good about itself. Clamoring for a Carstache? They’re available online.